Apart from the cute blonde I chatted to on Wednesday night in the queue at M&S, and the very cute L, who confessed she had a dream about kissing a woman ages ago (I'm not out at work yet), and who makes lingering eye contact with flirtatious conversations every once in a while - my most eyebrow raising moment this week, was with P, a lady who very unfairly looks like Alice from the L Word, and who I may have a teeny crush on from time to time.
She came into an office I've been working in today, and blurted out "...well I'm sure you don't want me...erm, not *physically* of course...!", and then after seeing her blush sweetly, I smiled and said, "Oh no, I understand what you were trying to say, don't worry." All the time, thinking, "Come on S - keep a serious face, seriously!". Whereas my Inner Slut was saying "Well, if you really want to know...(smirk)".
Inner Slut was also replaying this in my mind, and P being an Alice-lookalike didn't help...
Laughs, shaking head.
Lord save me, how I survive amongst all these gorgeous straight women, I really don't know.
I seriously need a cute gay girlfriend to distract me.
Sigh.
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